What If God Was Sam Moran?

If Sam didn't sing
What would he be doing
And would The Wiggles still perform
For all the boys and girls
And would the kids even care...
If they weren't Wiggly
And they ate Fruit Salad? (Oh)

and yeah, yeah
Sammy's great
Yeah yeah
Sammy's good
Yeah yeah-yeah yeah yeah

What if God was Sam Moran?
Just a bloke from The Wiggles
He's never singin' all alone
Just tryin' to find his way home?

If Sam had blue eyes
Would he be cuter?
and would you still have him saved
on your computer?
would you but the DVDs?
so you could watch 'em
without feeling all the guilt
of being so wiggly

and yeah, yeah
Sammy's great
Yeah yeah
Sammy's good
Yeah yeah-yeah yeah yeah

What if God was Sam Moran?
Just a bloke from The Wiggles
He's never singin' all alone
Just tryin' to find his way home?

That's a cool song.

Thanks. It goes to the tune of "One Of Us" by Joan Osborne.