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    The Silly Little Book of Animal Jokes

    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:37 pm

    Introduction

    Roaming the pages of this
    terrific Noah's Ark of Jokes is a
    menagerie of animals, bugs and
    slimy things, from the mosquito on
    holiday (he was an itch-hiker) to
    the elephant who sat on a grape (it
    let out a little wine). There are
    enough gags and funny stories in
    here to keep you roaring with
    laughter and hooting with delight
    for months to come.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:40 pm

    Birds

    What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
    A bird can fly but a fly can bird.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:43 pm

    Why did the sparrow fly into the library?
    It was looking for bookworms.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:47 pm

    What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
    A feather boa.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:48 pm

    What do two lovesick owls say when it's raining?
    Too-wet-to-woo!


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:50 pm

    What sits in a tree and says, "Hoots, mon. Hoots, mon?"
    A Scottish Owl.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:51 pm

    Why were the mommy and daddy owls worried about their son?
    Because he didn't seem to give a hoot anymore.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:54 pm

    What does an educated owl say?
    Whom.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:56 pm

    Why did the owl 'owl?
    Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:01 am

    What do confused owls say?
    Too-whit-to-why?

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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:14 am

    What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
    Owl be seeing you later.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:21 am

    What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
    You're not owld enough.


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    Post by ♥Ronald McDonald's Wife♥ on Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:25 am

    What did the owls do when one of them had a punk haircut?
    They hooted with laughter.


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    Re: The Silly Little Book of Animal Jokes

    Post by kittyfan on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:26 pm

    hahahaha those r really good jokes amber


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