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    Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!

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    PsIloveU

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    Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!

    Post by PsIloveU on Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:26 pm

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor.
    "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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    kittyfan
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    Re: Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!

    Post by kittyfan on Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:44 pm

    funny

    knock, knock
    who's there
    cow say
    cow say who
    no cow say mooooooooooooooooooooo hahaha i think i am starting to act like lisa now lol


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