Funny Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get the shell station.

What's black and white, black and white and green?
Two penguins fighting over a pickle.

LOL Funny! I remmember I used to post alot in the Jokes area...
Now most of my joke are dark humor xD!

Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind it's over your head.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn.

What is the only mammal that can't jump?
An elephant.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Interupting Cow

Interupting-

MOO!

Why do seagulls live by the sea and not by the bay? Because if they by the bay than they'd be bagels.

those r really good jokes rolanda